My friend from the UK started online dating because I so highly recommended it (hahahahaha….ha) and so far, it has provided her hours of entertainment. She has also come to the same conclusion as I have, that it seems like we will be single for the rest of our lives.

One tip for my online dating friends is to use spell check when typing out your profile. Seriously. I know words like “gym” and “bicycle” can be super tricky, but that’s why God made spell check. And dictionaries. And the second grade.

I won’t even mention the grammar infractions.