You remember the one. The One That Needs To be Punched. In The Face.

If you don’t, just click the link, I’ll wait for you.

So, now you remember? Yeah. That douchebag. The one that offered to be my sex buddy for a few months. He obviously has a lot to offer.

He texted me shortly after that post. Which I ignored. And again. Also ignored.

The other day, I got a message from the Douchebag on my online dating profile saying, “Yo.”

Yo. Need I say more?

Why don’t I block him, you wonder? Why? When I can have hours of entertainment and blog material. I *almost* want to meet him and make it a reality show…almost.