I tried making an appointment for today, and the woman on the phone said, “Oh, well, Thursday is Valentine’s Day, so I can make your appointment on Friday.”

“Um, thanks, but Thursday’s a better day for me…and I’m single, so…”

“Okay. Well, I have Friday at 9:30?”

So when did Valentine’s Day become a national holiday again?

At least my chiropractor is still working…