Bribe Your Way To a Date!

 

Ladies, if you missed out on the Sugar Daddy opportunity in yesterday’s post, never fear…there’s a new dating app for you.

Carrot Dating: Bribe Your Way to a Date

Any press release that starts by saying this is definitely something all us ladies want to check out, right?!

“There’s only one method of manipulation that has stood the test of time: bribery. It’s a concept so simple that even animals understand — give a dog a bone, and it will obey. Give a woman a present, and she’ll…”

She’ll… what exactly??!!

Here’s the douchebag (MIT grad, Brandon Wade) that started this site and a few other sites ones like it…

And the fact that he’s made $10 million so far on his questionable apps and website, as well as having over 30k signups in the month that the app has been live, makes me want to smack some girls up side the head and tell them to get some freaking respect.

“Women love presents like dogs love treats. Any beautiful girl can be convinced to give you a chance, all she needs is a little incentive.” ~Brandon Wade

Prostitution wrapped in a nice little dating app. Awesome.

One thought on “Bribe Your Way To a Date!

  1. some guys need a chance too ya know.. we’re not all socially adept or know what to do.

    sometimes a little out of the box thinking needs to happen

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